Mentally Ill Test:

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door. (i had to go to the bathroom D
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (It wasn't going that fast...)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (alll of the time...)
[ ] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde.

Total: 5

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (Anything is possible)
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. (And I failed)
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (Aaand I've fallen UP stairs)
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

Total: 9

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (I haven't seen Matrix)
[ ] You type with three fingers or less. (total? no. On each hand? yes.)
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling (sleep doesn';t count.)

Total: 9

[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (and they let us sometimes too!)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (sometimes i forget to breathe too )
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (Ohmygosh, yes... I get distracted by other thoughts that rush into my mind)
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice' (i get excited, and talk louder D: )

Total: 13

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (sleep isn't important...)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (Oh yes. i check now.)
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

Total: 15

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (or in the carpet at school)
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Total: 19

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am --% Mentally ill.